So, it will be a long weekend for you!
Yeah, kind of.
Any special plans for your birthday?
Not yet, let’s see. I’ll plan something.
That’s nice. Take your time and enjoy your day. We will have our next call on Tuesday. Happy weekend and a very happy birthday to you in advance!
Thanks!
At the end of the call, I had the same old question. What could I do to make my life not look miserable in this city? No friends, because I work a remote job; no family around; and I’m useless enough to have a boyfriend or partner as well! So does that mean some blind date from some trashy app again! No way! Each and every one of my body cells cried! Let’s ask ChatGPT then. Nowadays, it is the most reliable source of all our queries. Let’s ask if it can manage something for me!
How to spend a birthday alone, happily, with no plans, or maybe a good lunch or dinner, but can’t cook.
Start the Day Softly
- Sleep in or wake up slowly — no alarms, no rush.
For Lunch or Dinner
- Order in from a nice place — maybe something a little more indulgent than usual.
- Or, step out to a cosy restaurant — pick a spot with good ambience where you won’t feel awkward dining solo (like a café with outdoor seating or a quiet bistro).
Do One Thing That Feels Like a Treat
- Book a massage, haircut, or facial, if your budget allows.
- A Gentle Reflective Moment.
- Write a short birthday note to yourself.
Not a bad plan. But nothing is exciting enough here that I don’t know already.
ChatGPT, be more creative, dramatic or interesting with your suggestions!
Okay, I get you. If you want to make it a little dramatic or different, you can hire Mr Nobody for a few hours.
Here’s a link for you.
Mr Nobody!
Now what the shit is this?
Click the link. It’s a website of a guy called Mr Nobody, a rental man for quiet company!
wTF!
The site looks really interesting. A decent-looking man in his mid-thirties, and the bio suggests him to be a healthy and sound-minded (medical reports attached) man with degrees in philosophy and 11 years of experience in corporate marketing. He has a wife and a child and has been providing quiet company services for a few hours at a time for the last three years.
There is an option to book a date and time. It comes with a long list of things he does not provide as a service, along with a small form with the details of the address and purpose.
The list goes like this:
- Doesn’t provide a boyfriend experience, sexual acts, romantic date, or emotional support.
- Strictly follows his dress code, a white plain shirt, and black pants. Occasionally, a colored cap for recognition if meeting in a crowded place.
- Doesn’t get involved in conversation, apart from a few basic exchanges.
- If taken to any place involving expenses (movies, pubs, restaurants, etc. the client will bear the expenses.
- 50% payment in advance, 20% at arrival, and the rest 30% after the assignment. No gifts will be entertained, but tips and donations can be.
- No repeat booking before 4 months.
Is there any way not to be intrigued by this! Oh ChatGPT, you are love!
I went straight to book the appointment for my birthday!
Man! This guy seems quite booked! Ah, there is a slot available for tomorrow from 2-5 pm! Seems perfect for a plan!
Once clicked, there was a form to fill out. Name, address to meeting place, purpose, additional request (if any). Though it all depends on Mr Nobody’s whims to take the request.
I went for tea after submitting the request, but my mind stayed with my laptop. In around 20 minutes, it beeped, request accepted!
After completing the payment, my thoughts turned to what to expect from this meeting. Well, I will have a good lunch and for heaven’s blessing not alone. There will be a human presence, and it is quite a relaxing feeling, as it will be an entirely performance-free meet. No expectations, nothing to project, no afterthoughts after the meet, how the other person perceived her, and all that baggage.
I have to admit, the guy has decoded a very tender human need!
No judgment, human-company!
Hi! I am Keya.
Hello. A very happy birthday!
Thank you. Am I late? How long were you waiting?
You are not late, I reached early.
(with a smile) Shall we?
Sure!
And we started to walk towards the restaurant I decided to visit. The Piping Pot had reserved our table.
Ma’am, would you like to sit at one of our couple-friendly tables? It has more romantic vibes.
No, just a regular table for two will be great! Thanks.
So you were in marketing and left the job a few years back. Why?
Language loses meaning when it is up for sale.
That was hard. Gosh, this guy is a philosopher!
Let’s order. I’ll have salmon Sushi, prawn Takoyaki, and chilled Asahi Super Dry. Have you decided yet?
I’ll have miso soup.
Are you sure? I think you will not be full with just that. Please order something else as well.
I am your company, not a guest. I think that will be enough to keep you company.
He again impressed me without even trying.
It was a quiet lunch, a peaceful and happy one. The beer was really strong, but worth every drop of it.
I booked a cab once out of the restaurant. He politely opened the door for me. As he attempted to open the front door for himself, I requested that he sit with me. I don’t know, but there is a comfort in his presence; it feels cosy around him. Not the dopamine high cosy, just peaceful, slow cosy. I booked the cab three blocks away from my building so that I could walk with him. In my special request, I chose that he will be with me till my home location. When I booked it, it was more of a curiosity about the man and his service. But now it feels very different. I never knew this feeling before.
There was hardly any conversation. Just two people taking a slow walk, being absolutely present to each other. No distraction, just pure human presence.
We have reached. That’s my gate. Thank you for your time. This birthday is really different from the last two. I am really happy. Thanks again.
It’s my pleasure. Thank you for choosing me for your company. Happy birthday, again, and I wish you a great year ahead.
Thank you.
Bye.
Bye.
As I walked into my apartment, I kept thinking about the afternoon. Something about it felt different — in a way I couldn’t quite name. I’ve been on dates before, spent time with friends and family, but this felt… peaceful. Just a quiet company. No romance, no expectations — only the comfort of being around someone who didn’t judge or demand anything.
Maybe that’s what we all really seek now — peace over passion, presence over promises. A kind of connection that doesn’t need a label, just silent approval from the soul.
Why can’t all relationships be that simple? Without the constant need to perform, to meet expectations, to prove our worth. Maybe that’s why so many of us are drifting away from families, from friends, from the noise.
At the end of the day, maybe all we’re looking for is quiet company.


